when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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