I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
ttyl tear gas
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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