girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
tell me about the fingering
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