Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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