Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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