Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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