The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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