So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
His nipple licking is glorious
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