Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You need Xanax blowdarts
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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