Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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