the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I still have a little drunk in my system
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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