Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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