I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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