Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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