So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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