Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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