If you die in college, do you die in real life?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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