No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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