i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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