Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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