either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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