Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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