When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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