I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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