you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Less talking, more tequila
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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