try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
