Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
