Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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