actually, I'm a sock model
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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