so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
