Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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