office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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