so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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