It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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