i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Text me some of your sweat
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