just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
