shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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