if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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