...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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