in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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