i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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