i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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