The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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