I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
