i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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