After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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