During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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