Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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