i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I faked an abortion last night.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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