it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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