# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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