You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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