So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
