I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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