Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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