So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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