I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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